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You [hereafter known as "YOU"] are hereby, henceforth, and otherwise officially notified and informed that I [hereafter known as "I"] reserve the right to be completely serious while acting silly whenever I deems it necessary. Right of I to act silly in face of seriousness does not mean that I is incapable of acting like an adult; I merely regards such behavior as frequently unbecoming of most people, as most people tend to take themselves far too seriously.
By entering into correspondence, contact, and/or contract with I, YOU understands that this is just the way that I does things. If YOU does not agree with I's TERMS AND CONDITIONS, then YOU are encouraged not to contact I.
However, should YOU agree to I's TERMS AND CONDITIONS, then I would be happy to hear from YOU.